Dear ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but the rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when our affair is over in a clown suit and I saw you knock out my father. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes .I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your virginity as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and you ruined my attempts at another world war.
Go milk a cow,
WinterCrystals
How to do this:
Dear (choose a random person(the person you will tag I guess .o.)) ,
I don't real